Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Status Din Madani - 15122010


جاء جليبيب إلى رسول الله ،صلى الله عليه وسلم، فتبسم عليه الصلاة والسلام، لما رآه، وقال وهو يناصحه: ((يا جليبيب أتُريدُ الزواج؟ فقال يا رسول الله: من يزوجني، ولا أسرة عندي، ولا مال، ولا دار، ولا شيء من متاع الدنيا. فقال عليه الصلاة والسلام: اذهب إلى ذلك البيت من بيوت الأنصار، فأقرئهم مني السلام، وقل لهم: إن رسول الله ، يأمركم أن تزوجوني))،فذهب وطرق عليهم الباب وكانوا من سادات الأسر، ومن كبريات العشائر في الأنصار، فخرج ربُّ البيت، ورأى جُليْبيبًا وهيئته وفقره وعوزه، فقال له ماذا تريد؟ فأخبره الخبر، فعاد إلى زوجته، فشاورها، ثم قالوا: ليته غير جليبيب؛ لا نسب، ولا مال، ولا دار، فشاوروا تلك البنت الصالحة، التي تربت في مدرسة التوحيد، فقالت: وهل نردُّ رسولَ رسولِ الله صلى الله عليه وسلم ، فتزوج بها، وعمر بيته الذي أسسه على تقوى الله - عز وجل – ورضوانه، ترفرف عليه المسكنة، ويزينه التكبير والتهليل والتحميد، وتظلله الصلاة في الهجيرِ، والصيام في شدة الحر.وحضر النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم ، معركة من المعارك، فلما انتهت بالنصر، قال صلى الله عليه وسلم، لأصحابه: ((هل تفقدون من أحد؟ قالوا: نعم، فلانًا وفلانًا وفلانًا. ثم قال : هل تفقدون من أحد؟ قالوا: نعم، فلانًا وفلانًا وفلانًا. ثم قال : هل تفقدون من أحد؟ قالوا: لا. قال: : لكني أفقد جليبيبًا فاطلبوه فطُلب في القتلى، فوجدوه إلى جنب سبعةٍ قد قتلهم، ثم قتلوه، فأتى النبيُ صلى الله عليه وسلم، فوقف عليه، فقال: قتل سبعةً ثم قتلوه. هذا منِّي وأنا منه، هذا مني وأنا منه، ثم وضع ساعديه، ليس له إلا ساعدا النبي ، ثم حُفِر له، ووضع في قبره)) رواه مسلم.
Terjemahan: (Din Madani)

Julaibeeb رضي الله عنه datang berjumpa Rasulullah صلى الله عليه وسلم. Kemudian Rasulullah menasihati Julaibeeb dan bertanya kepadanya : Wahai Julaibeeb adakah kamu ingin bernikah? lalu di jawab, siapalah ...nak kat saya wahai Rasulullah. Saya ni tak de keluarga, tak de harta, tak de rumah, tak de duit (miskin la tu-penterjmh)..lalu baginda menyuruh Julaibeeb berjumpa dengan satu keluarga dalam kalangan al-Ansar. Ko g jumpa diorang, cakap yg aku suruh mereka kahwinkan ko..ko g laa...(penterjmhn bebas lagi malas)...mmg si Julaibeeb ni pegi sungguh ke rumah tu dan jumpa big boss rumah tu dan mintak kat dia (tuan rumah) suruh kawinkan dirinya (Julaibeeb)..

tuan rumah tu kata, nanti jap..lalu dia bincang ngan isteri dia sambil mereka kata (mengapa la mamat sorang ni, dah la miskin, tak de harta..) kemudian diorang tanya anak dara diorang (anak dara solehah yg terdidik dalam suasana tauhid ), mak ayah: kenapa kita nak tolak utusan Rasulullah صلى الله عليه وسلم ?..pendek crita diorang kawinkan anak dara diorang ngan Julaibeeb ni..(simplenya..ada bran???-penterjmh)

keluarga baru ni bahagia tul ngan suasana yg penuh keIslaman dalam rumahtangga mereka...
suatu hari, ade la seruan berjihad..Julaibeeb ni pun ikut sama berjuang bersama Rasulullah صلى الله عليه وسلم(terjemhn bebas lagi). Abis je peperangan t...u, Rasulullah صلى الله عليه وسلم bertanya : Ada sesiapa yg hilang dari kalangan keluarga korang (sahabat)?..tak de jawab sebahagian sahabat..lagi ada sapa yg hilang tanya Nabi..tak de Rasulullah jawab sahabat lain..lagi ade yg hilang? ada wahai Rasulullah..ni Julaibeeb ni hilang..so search n rescue team pun mula cari dalam kalangan mereka yg tewas (terkorban)..check2 jumpa la Julaibeeb ni ada bersama 7 org musuh..dia dah bunuh 7 org ni lalu dia juga terbunuh...lalu Rasullah صلى الله عليه وسلم bersabda : dia daripadaku dan aku daripada dia. lalu baginda angkat dan letakkan jenazah Julaibeeb ni dalam kubur dengan kedua2 lengan baginda yg mulia صلى الله عليه وسلم....

Riwayat Muslim



Friday, October 1, 2010

emel hari ini

huh.. kalu tanya pak cik google pun blum tentuada jawapannya..

1895 8th grade final exam

Take this test and pass it on to your more literate friends.

What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895...

Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?

This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA .. It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , and reprinted by the Salina Journal..

8th Grade Final Exam:
Salina , KS - 1895

Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications
3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph.
4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of 'lie,' 'play,' and 'run'
5. Define case; illustrate each case.
6. What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.

Arithmetic (Time,1 hour 15 minutes)
1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. Deep, 10 feet Long, and 3 ft. Wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3,942 lbs, what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1,050 lbs for tare?
4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find the cost of 6,720 lbs. Coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7percent per annum.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft long at $20 per metre?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.

U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus .
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States ..
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton , Bell , Lincoln , Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, 1865.

Orthography (Time, one hour)
[Do we even know what this is??]
1. What is meant by the following: alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication?
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals?
4. Give four substitutes for caret 'u'.
5. Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e.' Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane , vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.

Geography (Time, one hour)
1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas ?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North America .
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia , Odessa , Denver , Manitoba , Hecla , Yukon , St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco .
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each..
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.


HUH??? Are they kidding??? This is hard to believe....

Notice that the exam took FIVE HOURS to complete.

Gives the saying 'he only had an 8th grade education' a whole new meaning, doesn't it?!
Also shows you how poor our education system has become and, NO, I don't have the answers!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

BER salam raya

8.55 pagi - hari malaysia, raya ke 7 memesan 10 keping roti canai dari pak cik yahya..

9.15, roti pun siap.. tapi teh tarik belum habis.. pelanggan lain, 3 orang yg sedari tadi berbincang kat meja sebelah pasal sambutan raya peringkat kawasan melibatkan semua persatuan, koperasi, masjid dan lain-lain bangun.

terasa senang hati betul beli makanan kat kampung nih, sesama pelanggan pun bersalaman sebelum melangkah pergi bertemu katerer diorang.

tapi...

tangan dihulurkan.. mulut lancar jee mengucapkan selamat hari raya.. aduss..

aku sambut tangan dia sambil kata kuat sikit.. Sallallahu 'alaihi wassallam.. terpinga dgn sambutan aku, yang ke2 & ketiga sama jugak masa bersalam.. selamat hari raya kata mereka..

aku ubah taktik sket.. Allahumma solli'ala Saiyidina Muhammad.. tersengih yang ke2 dan ke3..

....................... sejak bila pulak ada ucapan lain lebih baik dari berselawat masa bersalaman.. hmm..

aku je yg tak peka kot.. heh.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

lpnbelaslapanseploh

pagi..

setiap titis air wakaf masjid akan dipertanggungjawabkan ke atas setiap kamu, melainkan sekiranya kamu sekurang-kurangnya menunaikan solat sunat dua rakaat. (+- lebih kurang macam tu lah) - jdnya, kalau ke masjid, surau, musolla, bilik sembahyang dan yang seangkatan dengannya, maka berniatlah i'tikaf dan solat sunat dua rakaat. bukan setakat dapat melepaskan hajat aje..

tghari..

sebuah S40 korporat berplet no singapora.. menghampiri aku yg sedang mengisi angin tayar..

lokasi: stesen BHP jalan gasing depan bgnn kwsp

s40: excuse me.. do you know where is jalan tanjong 5/4.. - sambil menunjukkan BB Bold 9700 baru dia pd aku

aku: err.. maybe its around here..

s40: oh yea.. where?..

aku: hmm.. wait seminit.. - sambil mengambil chinese clon HTC HD dr tpt duduk passenger aku. aktifkan garmin mobile xt dan mencari... mencari.. mencari..

s40: owh.. i tried with google map in this BB.. not showing.. tried here also (sambil mengeluarkan iphone 3GS 32GB) - not showing as well.. sigh..

aku: aa.. its here.. go straight, first left to 5/12 and another 1st left to 5/17 and you'll find 5/4..

s40 (2) : my tibo (sambil mengeluarkan TiBo B5000 dr dlm keta..) also didn't show anything..

s40: he got already.. err.. using his phone GPS only.. what phone is it? - dia tanya aku..

aku: mengeluarkan bisnes kad dan hulurkan sambil berkata.. just in case.. i'm using a cloned HTC HD fr china with Garmin Mobile XT only.. (dengan sengihan 360degree)

s40 & s40 (2) tercengang sambil senyum sumbing dan masih memegang Balckberry Bold 9700, Apple iPhone 3G s, dan TiBo B5000

aku: (dlm hati) - Alhamdulillah syukur.. walaupun dgn enpon klon dpt aku tlg mamat singapora tu cari jalan yg dia nak pegi..

ironinya.. brg mahal tak semestinya bagus.. oleh itu.. bila laa kampeni aku nak kasi BB Torch nih.. hahaha